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Saturday Night Date
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist asks, "How many?" "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I think tonight's the night. We're having dinner with her parents and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. So can I get 10?"
Later that evening he sit down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer but continues praying for several minutes.
The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." The young man leans over to her and whispers, "And you never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
